V怪客--請叫我V @ 砂之椅子

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

哇啦！一位謙虛的雜耍老手，帶苦難命運的受害者和加害者演出。這個面孔不只是虛華的外表，它是遺存的人民呼聲現已空洞消亡。不過！我對過往煩惱的勇敢訪問者恢復了生命的活力，決心剷除那些引來腐敗墮落邪惡的毒蟲，阻止他們狂暴的惡毒的以及貪婪的對意志的破壞(畫V)！對他們唯一的裁決就是復仇，正義和警惕的信念不會落空，它們的價值和真理終將實現(淫笑)。當然，我這段莫名奇妙的雜碎湯，帶來的是最冗長的自我介紹，所以簡單的說 (脫帽鞠躬)，能遇見您是我很大的榮幸，請叫我"V"。