砂之椅子

我要跟你講一個故事. 你坐好了吧? 好, 那我要開始了.
很久很久以前(更準確的說是七千五百萬年以前), 有一個統治著銀河的外星人名叫”西努”. 西努統治了這個銀河裏所有的星球, 包括地球, 只不過那時候的地球叫做”提吉亞克”.

現在西努有一個麻煩. 他所統治的76個星球全都人口過剩. 每個星球平均都有1780億的人口. 他想了一個辦法來解決人口過剩的問題.

藉由叛軍的幫助, 西努掌控了全局, 擊退了善良的人民和正規軍. 然後, 以查所得稅為藉口, 他召集了數十億的人民, 但事實上, 他卻叫精神醫師替這些人注射酒精和乙二醇的混合液讓他們癱瘓. 然後他們被擺到一些看起來就像DC8飛機的太空船上(只不過那些太空船並不是使用推進器而是使用火箭引擎).
這些DC8太空船接著飛向地球, 並把這些癱瘓的人堆在火山底. 堆完這些人之後, 他們就把氫彈放到火山裏. 西努接著引爆氫彈把每一個人都殺了.

但是故事並沒有就此結束. 因為每個人都有一個靈魂(在這個故事裏稱做”悉旦”), 所以要想辦法騙這些靈魂不要再回來. 當數不清的靈魂被原子彈炸得魂飛魄散的時候, 西努用特殊的電子陷阱將那些靈魂都困在電光束裏(那些電光束像蒼蠅紙那樣黏).

西努抓到這些靈魂後, 他把他們裝到箱子裏, 然後帶到幾個大電影院, 在那裡所有的靈魂都被規定要看好幾天特殊的3D電影, 透過那些電影, 他們被不斷告知生命是什麼, 還被告知許多令人困惑的事. 在這部電影裏, 他們看到許多假象, 並被告知他們就是上帝, 魔鬼和基督. 在這個故事裏, 這個過程叫做”灌輸”.

電影結束後, 這些靈魂離開電影院並且開始聚集在一起, 因為他們都看過同一部電影, 所以認為他們是同一類的人. 他們以數千個靈魂為一單位聚在一起, 因為現在只剩幾個存活的肉體, 所以他們成群共居在肉體裏.

至於西努, 正規軍最後終於把他推翻, 並且將他鎖在其中一個星球的山裏. 他被關的防護罩裏, 到今天都還活著.

這就是故事的結尾. 現今每個人體內都充滿了這些稱做”身體悉旦”的靈魂. 如果我們要成為自由的靈魂, 就必須花大筆金錢來驅逐這些”身體悉旦”. 人們相信上帝和基督的唯一理由是因為他們的身體悉旦在七千五百萬年前看過那部電影.

你認為這個故事怎麼樣阿? 什麼? 你認為這是一個愚蠢的故事? 我們也是. 不幸地, 這個愚蠢的故事是一個名叫山達基宗教的中心思想, 如果人們知道這個故事, 那麼大部分人就不會去加入. 這個故事要等到你升到OTIII這個階級, 他們才會告訴你. 此後你就應該用心電感應和這些身體悉旦溝通, 把他們趕走. 不過你必須付很多錢才能達到這個階段(要不你就要當這個組織長久的廉價勞工).

這個故事是一個警告. 如果你已經加入了山達基, 那我們希望你可以睜大眼睛, 並且留意他們所使用的資料.

大部分在戴尼提中心工作的人, 也就是這個宗教所謂的”教堂”裏工作的信徒, 都無法得知這個故事, 除非他們升到這個宗教秘密的”上層”階級. 不過可能要花好幾年的時間, 他們才能到達這個階級. 知道這個故事的人都被迫要保密, 而且不能告訴其他的信徒.

現在你已經知道這個大秘密了, 不過我們不會改變你加入的決定吧.

*戴尼提和山達基是宗教技術中心的註冊商標. 這份文件在任何方面而言都和任何組織無關.


Who is Xenu?
I'm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I'll begin.

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Xenu the alien ruler Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

Well what did you think of that story?

What? You thought it was a stupid story?

Well so do we. However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).

We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.

OT3 in Hubbard's handwriting Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and so called "Churches" of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret "upper" levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.
Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbard's own handwriting

Now you have read this you know their big secret. Don't let us put you off joining though.